Spelling Bee Sharp Pillows

Spell Cheque

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Someone who knows apostrophes

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

Kardiff.

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

"Somnambulant... somnambulant."

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

Correct Spelling Lane.

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

Quality Contorl.

"Spelling and punctuation is not a fad!"

"Is it ne'er do wells, or ne'ers do well?"

Heavenly angles

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

Jesse wished the kids would just get it over with and guess all the wrong letters in his name.

'Oh, no, not another spelling bee!'

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'