Spelling Bee Whiz Pillows

"A reservation for Fusilli, one 'S', two 'Ls.' Keep looking. Everybody misspells it."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Dog Park

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Sauce for the Goose

Kardiff.

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"It's a swearbox."

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

"You're famous, Angus."

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

A gift to complete the man cave.

Spell Cheque

Global Positioning Manual

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'That's Friday, Ed.'

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

Law 'N' Order

'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'

Performance Enhancing Lemonade.

"Somnambulant... somnambulant."

Quality Contorl.

"You know, Mother, they say dead is the new 80."

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

"I prefer to think out of the box."