Spell Snappers Pillows

Witch

"Here we are."

Toadstools

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Witches of Instagram

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"At least she's reading."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

Witches at a cauldron.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

Hexercise.

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

My Cauldron Rules

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"Wait. Let me have one more try."

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

Candle Size

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!