Spell Master Prints

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Witches of Instagram

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

'She could've given me a point or two for originality.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

Hexercise.

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'But on the positive side, money can't buy happiness - so who cares?'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

My Cauldron Rules

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Wait. Let me have one more try."

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"