Spell-casting Computer Geek Gifts

'If you want to get even with someone now, it's simple - just put a spell on their software.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Witches of Instagram

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

Knights of the Square Table.

"At least she's reading."

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Witches at a cauldron.

"In my trashcan again, eh?"

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

Grim's Fairytales

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

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