Speedy Critters Lover Prints

Millipede motorist

Scientist seen on loch.

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

Off Off Off Off Broadway

'I'm huggable!'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"You're amazing!"

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

A centi-stampede.

"Everything I had in my shell is now on my tablet."

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.

The main reason I came out of hiding? FOMO."

How Snails Are Born

"Her perfume, while pungent. . . was irresistible. . ."

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

'I think I need a zip up pocket.'

'The main difference between small animal surgery and large animal surgery...'

'Sequence my genome? They don't even know I exist.'

'Clown fish ... '

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

'If you embraced social media, people wouldn't doubt our existence.'

"Oh, all right. I guess we can run a load of cat toys."

Weasal

"Don't worry about digging under the chicken coop fence: I have a bolt-cutter..."

"The usual, please, Ken."

"Wow! These birds are getting clever."

"...This one's out of focus...and this one...Heck, they're ALL out of focus!!"

Mensa Application Form.

"Cats! You can't live with them and you can't live without them."

"He never heard the Prius coming."

Sugar Daddy Long Legs

"My daughter tells me your name is Bigfoot!"

'I still enjoy nuts, but... Quiet! Here comes another one.'