Clever Critter Lover Prints

"Wow! These birds are getting clever."

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

'I'm huggable!'

"You're amazing!"

"Everything I had in my shell is now on my tablet."

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

Smart Asp

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

'I think I need a zip up pocket.'

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

How Snails Are Born

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Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

'The main difference between small animal surgery and large animal surgery...'

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

'Hurray! Ants!'

"Don't worry about digging under the chicken coop fence: I have a bolt-cutter..."

'And a hint of oak.'

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Sugar Daddy Long Legs

'I still enjoy nuts, but... Quiet! Here comes another one.'

And that's how the people got winter to end this year...

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

"Finally out of the hamster wheel I can get some knitting done."