Clever Critter Fans Prints

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

"Everything I had in my shell is now on my tablet."

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

Gatorade!

How Snails Are Born

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

Smart Asp

Raccoon notepad

'It's the Year of the Rabbit...are you going to let your ears grow?'

"Hi, we're Indri Lemurs and we'd like to become EU members because we're an endangered species! Until then please send us some weapons so we can defend ourselves against extinction!"

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

'Hurray! Ants!'

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

"It was too good to be true when the old cat died! They're just back from the shelter with a kitten..."

'Due to the economy, we've replaced Financial News with a new segment called 'Pictures of Puppies and Kittens.''

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

Snake

'She saved the best for last!'

"Don't worry about digging under the chicken coop fence: I have a bolt-cutter..."

"Don't be impressed - he made it himself out of styrofoam."

"Wow! These birds are getting clever."

"Cute, my furry little webbed feet! It's freezing in here and would it kill you to throw me a crab claw-cracker or something!?"

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'And when did you last see out supper?'