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'Clocked you going broadband in a dial-up zone.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"Would you like some wings?"

The rocket powered skiier

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

A day at the transgenic races

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Insect extinction

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Tree Funeral

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

Dairy Devil

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

"I'm number 846 on my salon's wait list. You?"

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Skier flying past mountains

Solar Power.

Speeding Forklift

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

"The loud engine might wake her up. Can you ask the pilot to turn it off?"

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Get ready ... Get set ...