Speed Speaker Pillows

"So, let me get this straight... When you told me you could manage a hundred and twenty words per minute, you thought I meant how many words you could speak?..."

They hated me.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The rocket powered skiier

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

A day at the transgenic races

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'God's speed.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Dairy Devil

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'And in conclusion.'

Life in the fastest lane.

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Skier flying past mountains

Speeding Forklift

'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

Fast Food Restaurant

'I should have listened to my Mum, she always said, 'Never underestimate how fast a zebra can run'.'

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."