Speed Dial Savant T-Shirts

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Felix Mendelssohn

I did it my way.

TV-Man

All the apps hidden within a phone

Binge Watch

Sir Edward Elgar

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'Lost Diary'

"I'd love to sit down and discuss my project with you some time. Let me check my calendar and I'll get back to you."

The Plasmas.

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

"Wait...... I'm in the bathroom for one minute and you answer my wife's 'Where are you' text with..... 'I'm in a bar with Pete, checking out chicks, foxes and a cute little beaver'??"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"House red, sir?"

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

Anton Bruckner.

"It's been in self-drive mode all morning, maybe it's not programmed to recognise stop signs?"

"Cool game!"

Mind control

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

'Ideally, I'd like a job where my multi-application cell phone will do all the work.'

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"