Speechless Trickster Gifts

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Better luck next time, kid."

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

'Not bad, for naughty.'

Famous Optical Illusions!

Wordplay: Mandate - Escort Agency.

Mime Tug-of-War

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

'Right, now learn this trick...'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"Smile if you're guilty!"

Ventriloquist's fete

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

'Jenny can't come to the phone, she's naked. Only joking, mate. Wrong number.'

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'Sometimes the walls move...'

"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"

"Operator, I'd like to make a person-to-person call, and I'd like to reverse the roles."

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

'Say when.'

Perspective Repair

Hand Rabbit

'Perhaps you would like to rephrase your last answer.'

'Whatever you do don't press the parallel dimensions button again!'

'He's in a meeting. Would you like to speak to his assistant?'

'What do you call an eskimo's house which has no toilet?'

'We the jury find the defendant guilty on the first count, kinda sorta guilty on the second, and guilty as hell on the third.'