Trickster With Cards Gifts

'Right, now learn this trick...'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Candid Camera store.

Some card-game puns

Primitive magician

Yoyo sheep

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Magic Tricks

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

Magic Tricks

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

Clown Wedding with Rake

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."