Speech Soother Mugs

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

Press freedom makes democracy.

"How much is this going to cost me?"

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'My work-lifestyle balance is shot, I'm either working or I'm dead!'

'He's still addressing the nation.'

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

I predict a huge fall followed by a lucrative job offer with a major cake baking company.

"Oh no, those aren't recharging stations for phones. We have those there so physicians can get themselves recharged!"

"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'"

'Waiter, there's going to be a fly in my soup!'

'What a great leader! That's the best 'spend now, tax later' speech I've ever heard!'

"Whoa, too much information!"

'... And now I shall pass you over to tonight's speaker who will give a brief summary of my introduction.'

'I can see much grief, suffering and misfortune ahead - and you'll always be dogged by extremely bad luck - but, the good news is you're going to live to a very old age!'

Father nails piano lid shut.

Performance anxiety lessons, the more you practice something.

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

"I am reminded of a morbidly depressing anecdote. . ."

"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ."

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

'Does my bum look big in this'

"They all remind me of cloud computing. I really need a mental health day."

Soft Speaker, Loud Speaker, Deafening Speaker

'Wake up honey, you're roaring again.'

Skunk to psychologist: 'It doesn't do me any good to stop and smell the roses.'

A silenced protester

'In preparing for his big speech Thorton practices freezing mindlessly in front of a mirror.'

"When did your shift start?" - "February!"