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"Is it important for a politician to speak a number of languages?"

Ban on Free Speech

Inclusive speech

What's normal?

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

MLK

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

'Sir, you inaugural speech is simply wonderful. I would just suggest you say 'dear employees' instead of 'hey, you bunch of lousy slaves'.'

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

Time for speeches

1874 - Winston Churchill was born at Blenheim palace

Dove of Peace and Free Speech

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

William Pitt the Elder

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

'Vote for me. I'm ready, and willing. Two out of three isn't bad.'

Orator translates in many languages.

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'