Speech Quirk Lover Prints

Janet Street Porter's Dog.

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

MLK

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

'I see an applicant being hired!'

'Vote for me. I'm ready, and willing. Two out of three isn't bad.'

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

Mr Micawber Delivers some Valedictory Remarks

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

Yep, that's me in a pea pod! In a pea pod�?? I think "nutshell" has been vastly overused.

The social isolation of the entomologist...

John Cooper Clarke

"Would you describe your gall as mitigated or unmitigated?"

'Wow, excellent turnout.'

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

Things You Say Wher You Are Officially Old - Volume # 1

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

President Barack Obama

The British Society of Campanology...

'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.'

Does this restaurant allow substitutions? Menu. If we did, do you think you'd be sitting here right now?

'What are you doing at the weekend?'

"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!"

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

'Of course you can stay the night-what d'you fancy-on top or underneath?'

"It might be a traffic cone to you sir, but it happens to be my favourite."

'Dear Abby: I continually find myself asking for advice from complete strangers. Please help.'

"Yes, crazy does sometimes beat sane... but rarely during a job interview."

Cat playing with string (theory).

'The new chairman is a great speaker - he just goes on and on.'