Language Quirk Enthusiast Prints

'Why are there fouls in soccer?' - 'Because there a ducks in cricket and birdies in golf.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

The Family Joules: Part 21

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

'Stick them up...'

"It lost a little something in translation."

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Staff Yearbook

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

'Do it write the first time.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

The Oxford Comma Coin