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"The greatest challenge facing our political party in this day and age is, well, basically that political parties stink."

Inclusive speech

What's normal?

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"It lost a little something in translation."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

Hanging off every word...

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"It's time to get politics out of money."

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

When a speaker says '...to make a long story short,' you've already been there 3 hours.

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

'We can't get rid of her - she has tenure.'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Privatized Jails

Dove of Peace and Free Speech

1874 - Winston Churchill was born at Blenheim palace

William Pitt the Elder

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

Orator translates in many languages.

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

Sparky was always terrified of public speaking