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"The greatest challenge facing our political party in this day and age is, well, basically that political parties stink."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

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What's normal?

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"It lost a little something in translation."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Hanging off every word...

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

When a speaker says '...to make a long story short,' you've already been there 3 hours.

'We can't get rid of her - she has tenure.'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'I'll try to keep my remarks brief.'

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

Dove of Peace and Free Speech

William Pitt the Elder

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

Privatized Jails

1874 - Winston Churchill was born at Blenheim palace

Orator translates in many languages.

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'