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"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

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What's normal?

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

Changing Minds

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

The Gettysburg Address in process.

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Master's Degrees of the Universe

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

'Sir, you inaugural speech is simply wonderful. I would just suggest you say 'dear employees' instead of 'hey, you bunch of lousy slaves'.'

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Jerry Brown.

'I'll try to keep my remarks brief.'

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

William Pitt the Elder

Dove of Peace and Free Speech

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."