Speech Bubble Fan Pillows

Communication on a bus

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

Exciting potato bugs.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'I have a master's in 17th century Dutch feminist poetry, but I've never really used it.'

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself' and others will believe in you!"

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

"Mom!! School was fun!!! We learned all about exclamation points!!!!"

Transylvania Lecture Hall. Tonight Count Dracula will speak about lessons he learned looking back over a long life. I thought vampires didn't reflect.

"Wake up."

“Face it, dear...you’re a chair. You’ll see a lot of ends, but very few beginnings.”

Polo pony

The national cartoonists' speech-bubble strike enters its 2nd week...

'Last quarter's sales figures were disappointing but don't be discouraged. Let's double our efforts and remember that it takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow.'

A servant unfamiliar with his mistress's voice

"What's up -ain't you ever seen a bar cod."

Only a handful of people are this small.

"Go on, breath in the helium from the balloon, you'll sound all squeaky like me..."

Mob psychiatry

'Ah, my peaceful kneaful, my old nemesis.'

'This is what happens when you try to blow out that many candles.'

YOL9.

"I know what I look like. But I'm an atheist, and I reject your theocentric nomenclature."

'Crank it up, dude! I wanna see smoke comin' out of this thing.'

'Boy, that's a bold new look.'

Don't be frightened. The reason I'm not moving my lips is that I'm a comic strip character. I wish I could speak to you in the usual sense, but I'm afraid you'll have to read my word balloon instead. Uh-oh. I can see by the question mark above your head that this isn't going well. God, I wish I could stop smiling. ?

Bubblewrap Supplies: Just Popped Out

"I wish you'd stop talking like that."

'You know me Dave. I'm just an ordinary, white-collar kinda guy.'

Johnny Paycheck thinking of his stage name.

Cover story: Tattoo Artist.