Speech Bubble Fan Mugs

Communication on a bus

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'I have a master's in 17th century Dutch feminist poetry, but I've never really used it.'

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself' and others will believe in you!"

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

"Wake up."

“Face it, dear...you’re a chair. You’ll see a lot of ends, but very few beginnings.”

The national cartoonists' speech-bubble strike enters its 2nd week...

"Mom!! School was fun!!! We learned all about exclamation points!!!!"

'Last quarter's sales figures were disappointing but don't be discouraged. Let's double our efforts and remember that it takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow.'

A servant unfamiliar with his mistress's voice

"What's up -ain't you ever seen a bar cod."

Only a handful of people are this small.

Mob psychiatry

"Go on, breath in the helium from the balloon, you'll sound all squeaky like me..."

"I know what I look like. But I'm an atheist, and I reject your theocentric nomenclature."

'Crank it up, dude! I wanna see smoke comin' out of this thing.'

'Boy, that's a bold new look.'

"I wish you'd stop talking like that."

'You know me Dave. I'm just an ordinary, white-collar kinda guy.'

Johnny Paycheck thinking of his stage name.

Cover story: Tattoo Artist.

Bubblewrap Supplies: Just Popped Out

Man on a soap box spouting bubbles