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'Don't be afraid, the speculators won't take away your savings. I'll be faster than they are!'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Woman crying with happiness.

'And from what we've been able to determine, this is the tweak that broke the paradigm's back.'

"We made a miscalculation, but it's consistent with our over-all strategy."

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

'In an effort to make this sales meeting more pleasant, I have taken the liberty of rotating our sales graph counter clockwise a full ninety degrees,'

I have decided that all future board meetings will be held before lunch.

'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.'

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

When Downsizing has Gone Too Far...

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

"Just in case you want to invest, I've got a great idea for a dot.com startup."

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

'The market dropped sharply on the rumor that new sell off rumors in the financial sector will lead to more widespread rumors...'

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Wondering. In my day, when a body said I wonder why dust bunnies are called dust bunnies, it led to all sorts of delightful speculation. We could while away hours debating whether it was a marketing ploy by big broom ... or whether it dated back to Napoleon, who had a fetish for dirty rabbits. And if we were lucky, opinions could get so heated that fisticuffs would ensue. Wondering is just one of many lovely human experiences utt

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

'Your performance review is next Tuesday. You're allowed to bring a guitar and up to three backup singers.'

Department of Pure Speculation.

'And now, Henderson will introduce his 25-part plan on spontaneity.'

'You said to come back once I got my act together.'

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'

Wall Street Down

'Haffner, we'll have none of your common sense suggestions!'

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

International Speculators

"OK, I'll be the one to say it. With all due respect, sir, that is one heck of a big 'if!'"

'Yes, fifty to one is a great return on your money, but the muddy track makes it a risky investment.'

"Some say we can't go on making millions forever, but I think they're wrong!"