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"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Essex computer.

Shrink

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

A Wrecked-angle.

Evolution of the Mathematician.

Christmas Group Therapy.

"Frankly, I've repressed my sexuality so long I've actually forgotten what my orientation is."

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

'I'm sorry, we can't give you a surgically inserted gastric band, as it appears you already have two!'

'My therapist says I've developed a cult of personality disorder.'

'Take comfort in the knowledge that better men than you have far worse inferiority complexes.'

The Ekert Saga: 'Ok, girls...we need to get the Ekert back down to reasonable size before it destroys out house...so no more TV, radio, or any other negative energy...'

'You know sooner or later they'll notice you've replaced your monitor with a portable TV.'

"At this time of the summer, I hate time."

Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry

"OK, let's talk about your narcissistic tendencies."

Shortfuse psychology...making anger work for you!

Cricketer hitting ball out of TV.