Specter Enthusiast Mugs

Support Group for a Good Problem

Welcome to the Team

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Ghost School.

Hospital Departments

May I have the envelope, please?

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Musical Eye Test

"Help, my zip stuck!"

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

Djargo.

"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

Sparklers

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-Board. One of you will be President.'

'He wears his spikes on the inside.'

"Good . . . no read the next line."

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

"At an event some chick publicly badmouthed my husband. I didn't run on stage to knock the lady down because she was right."

Boy Scouts trying to get their free fall badges