Specter Enthusiast Prints

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Welcome to the Team

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Ghost School.

Before Cordless Light Sabers

Hospital Departments

May I have the envelope, please?

Musical Eye Test

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

"Help, my zip stuck!"

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

Djargo.

"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

Daily News Headline Dept. A group of Eagle Scouts helped police expose an old building full of phony doctors ... "Crack pack sacks quack shack!"

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

Sparklers

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

Oscar Victory

Geoffrey Rush

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-Board. One of you will be President.'

'That's Kevin Hurley. He wants us to know he's an Eagle Scout.'

Boy Scouts trying to get their free fall badges

"Good . . . no read the next line."

'I have to take this call right now. Just go on across the street and text me so I'll know you made it okay.'

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.

'He wears his spikes on the inside.'

"At an event some chick publicly badmouthed my husband. I didn't run on stage to knock the lady down because she was right."