Spectacle-strong Visionary Prints

'I need a pair of glasse to stop the big boys hitting me and the little girls kissing me.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

The circus diver.

'No cheating'

"I'm ahead of my time."

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

Artistic Licence.

Stage producer.

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

I'm color blind, please help.

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

The public was right

Air Sitar.

Women Possibilities

'This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath !'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

Son of Alien.

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

Some rejected prototypes from Madonna's bra lab.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

Matador.

Getting ready for spring

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

Adam with big leaf "In your dreams"

The World's First Taxi...

"Why Bingo Sinclair is the world's greatest clown director"