Spectacle-strong Visionary T-Shirts

'I need a pair of glasse to stop the big boys hitting me and the little girls kissing me.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

The circus diver.

'No cheating'

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

Artistic Licence.

"I'm ahead of my time."

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Stage producer.

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

I'm color blind, please help.

The public was right

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

Air Sitar.

Women Possibilities

'This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath !'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

Matador.

Son of Alien.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

Getting ready for spring

Adam with big leaf "In your dreams"

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

'I draw on the walls and get time out. They do it and get famous!'

"Ready now, Miss Henderson."

"Why Bingo Sinclair is the world's greatest clown director"