Blockbuster Visionary Prints

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

'Good news. You've been chosen to write a block buster!'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Tim Burton

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

I'm color blind, please help.

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

Artistic Licence.

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

Stage producer.

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"I'm ahead of my time."

The Music Lover.

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

"The role is subtly nuanced and the person we choose has to bring a sense of 'lots of money for the producers' to the part."

Son of Alien.

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."