Spectacle Collectors Mugs

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Snowmen Around The World...

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Sundial Time

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Caricatures $20"

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Do you like my bling?

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

Over-reaction Man.

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

The public was right

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"I wonder what this was for."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

Orthopaedist

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Duck in a bathtub

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"This painting, we're sorry to say, is pure trash."

'How old is this vase?'