Special Education Specialist Pillows

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

"I don't know why we try so hard to get the right answers. There isn't even a prize."

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

'I called you in to talk to you about your son not being able to sit still.'

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

"My special power is supervision."

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

"Just the galoshes and coat, Timmy."

Cut-Rate Think Tanks - Now available for hire.

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

Scrabble for dyslectics

'He has a learning disorder.'

'This is our real-time chat room.'

"He doesn't have to worry about his preschool placement - he interviews well."

'Once upon a time...'

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Dislecksick Sipport Grewp.h

'Teacher says I don't pay attention, I have no retention but I'm great at detention.'

'Would you like me to have a word with educational psychologist about Julie?'

A Welcome mat words mixed up at the Dyslexic Clinic

"Just when you think you've got it all figured out, they hit you with algebra."

Applying skills in teaching special needs students to dealing with colleagues.

"At what age can we expect him to understand digital technology?"

"He's at that annoying age where they're always testing you."

'Don't know what else to do. The medication obviously isn't working.'

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"