Educational Specialist Pillows

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'Sorry to hear that you're dyslexic, Simkins... er, how do you spell that?'

Ethics exam cheater.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Culture Saturday

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'When did you last meet your targets?'

Books Providing Bright Idea

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

"I don't know why we try so hard to get the right answers. There isn't even a prize."

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"But it did take hard work to get my A, B, C and D in that order down the card."

New dunce caps

I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.

'I called you in to talk to you about your son not being able to sit still.'

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.'

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"Just the galoshes and coat, Timmy."

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

"My special power is supervision."

'I'm bright enough. I just don't have the right connections.'