Learning Specialist Pillows

Center for Dyslexia

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'What does it say, Dad?'

Hanging off every word...

Super Student

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

'Dad taught me how to tie my shoes, and I taught him how to program the computer.'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

Modern Studying

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

'This is our real-time chat room.'

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'