Special Education Professional Pillows

'Once upon a time...'

A Welcome mat words mixed up at the Dyslexic Clinic

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

Early Learning Today

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

"I don't know why we try so hard to get the right answers. There isn't even a prize."

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

'I called you in to talk to you about your son not being able to sit still.'

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"Just the galoshes and coat, Timmy."

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

"My special power is supervision."

Cut-Rate Think Tanks - Now available for hire.

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

"Sorry, class, but because of new deregulations, I don't have to teach you anything this year."

'He has a learning disorder.'

Scrabble for dyslectics

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

"He doesn't have to worry about his preschool placement - he interviews well."

'This is our real-time chat room.'

Wee Folks Daycare

Dislecksick Sipport Grewp.h

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'Teacher says I don't pay attention, I have no retention but I'm great at detention.'