Speaker Supporter T-Shirts

Commons Tattoos.

"Just be yourself."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Lumbar support animal

Applause

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Johannes Sebastian Bach

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

Press freedom makes democracy.

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

Giuseppe Verdi

More Arts Council cuts...

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"The guy's a natural!"

"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

'I really can't think of a blessed thing to preach about this morning, so I'll entertain questions from the floor.'

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

James Levine

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'What a great leader! That's the best 'spend now, tax later' speech I've ever heard!'

Sir John Barbirolli

Louis Antoine Jullien

Hedgehog Mortuary.

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

Antonin Dvorak

Violinists.

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

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