Spatula Slinger Pillows

FOOD FIGHT AT THE OK CORRAL.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Whatever!

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

"Yeah, that's right...ignore me, pal! You don't want an instrument of my excellence and awesomeness that would instantly make you a chick magnet and the envy of all your friends!..."

Stock Market - Bull vs Bear

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

'Too-Wit-Woola-Bool-Kerla-Bam-Boo!'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

Your English teacher says you use too many Americanisms.

My statistics are not rubbish. Why are you always so mean?

"It's time to break up the company!!"

"We bought the most expensive cut of meat....you marinated it for two days in your secret sauce....and all you end up with is that?"

Organic Salad

'I hope I don't catch cold from this. I'm trying to kick the baby aspirin habit.'

"Since I proved in my last lecture that none of us really exist...I'm going to change this to a cooking class!"

Why some people shouldn't try keeping up with slang. So, twerking hard or hardly twerking?

Cooking Cowboy

"No, Simpkins, I don't think 'For When You Go Jump In The Lake' is a suitable slogan."

I hear we're called gen txt. It's demeaning. Suggests our lives revolve 'round shallow misspelled missives. No dout! You're not helping me here. Y U usin big words? Hirz link 2 utube vid of cat pukin. Awsum!

Tom Waits.

"Slogan."

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

'It's repetitive motion injury for throwing the book at people.'

J.D. Power & Associate

Kibosh farmin'

David takes down Goliath using a nano-satellite.

Teen Weather

"We have to decide between 'contains miracle ZE-49' or 'guaranteed free of harmful ZE-49'."

"Your spatulas are no good in this town mister."