"Since I proved in my last lecture that none of us really exist...I'm going to change this to a cooking class!"
Spatula Scholars Pillows
Add a touch of humor and inspiration to their kitchen or dining space with pillows that feature witty cooking quotes perfect for the spatula scholar’s home décor.
Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.
A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.
New York Scatological Society
Eugene Ionesco
"Not while they're making artisanal bread."
"You'll go far...you think like a man..."
Menu, Womenu.
"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"
Dear Diary
"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"
HornyWood
"Why would anyone question her abilities..."
"If Neil Simon's going to keep writing them, we're going to keep seeing them."
THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.
Frog Flycatcher.
"We bought the most expensive cut of meat....you marinated it for two days in your secret sauce....and all you end up with is that?"
"He's Britains most eligible Spatula."
"Who remembers when food wasn't genetically modified?"
'Alphabet soup? -- oh, an intellectual, eh?'
Oculist.
Updated Classics.
I hate to tell you this, but that's a can of maple syrup, not motor oil.
"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."
FOOD FIGHT AT THE OK CORRAL.
'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'
"Your spatulas are no good in this town mister."
'Trans-former' unsure which toilet to use.
'Good news and bad news, Kevin. You tested negative for steroids, but positive for estrogen.'
Stop Sexist Ads!
"Cough! Cough! Cough! Hack-hack! Cough! cough! cough!"
The End Of The Block Is Near
"It means never having to say you're sorry."
"I'm guilty because I was born as a man! I'm guilty because I'm a potential rapist!"
'I'm not sexist...as far as I'm concerned you're just one of the chaps!'
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