Spanish Pastimes Gifts

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The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Television Readers.

Audio Books

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Epic Battles

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

The Amateur Golfer

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'What's on the other side?...'

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

Lion Costume

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

Catalonian Independence, Spain and the EU

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

Two office workers playing between their cubicles.

'We have the same pinterest.'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Pamplona 500

"You don't need English on every shot."

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

"I agree, Miguel. . . It is not the same!"

Live Laugh Knit

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you.'

After 31 years of teaching high school Spanish, Bob Vermer was beginning to show signs of burnout.

Is it true the company is being relocated in Spain?

Flamingo Dancer, Miss.

Matador Taxidermy

'Now where did I put that cape?'

"There's a new art exhibit we couple pass judgement on."

"I'm so bored: All my parents ever do as a family activity is 'soaking up the sun'..."