Spanish Gifts

At the language school cafeteria.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Night School

'Kevin and I are both learning Spanish so we can not have anything to say to each other in more than one language.'

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

"That's it! You both need to know more Spanish! It's time for a total immersion course."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

Don Quichotte

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

Doug tries to impress his blind date with his expansive collection of Charo CDs.

Catalonian Independence, Spain and the EU

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

'Stranger?.. No, it's definitely a tall, dark strangler.'

Pamplona 500

What are you talking about?

Don Quixote and Dulcinea

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you.'

After 31 years of teaching high school Spanish, Bob Vermer was beginning to show signs of burnout.

Flamingo Dancer, Miss.

Is it true the company is being relocated in Spain?

'Those are my best tights, don't you dare ladder them !'

'Because we can't afford to subscribe to the Spanish Channel!'

The spanish coronation

'Now where did I put that cape?'

Javier Bardem

ESP test

"Maybe I can teach you Spanish with some songs I remember singing as a young man."

Boxing Bull Fight

Giraffe Fighting

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

Don Quixote seizes the Barber's Bason fot Mambrino's Helmet.