Spanish Pillows

At the language school cafeteria.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Night School

'Kevin and I are both learning Spanish so we can not have anything to say to each other in more than one language.'

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

Don Quichotte

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

Catalonian Independence, Spain and the EU

'Stranger?.. No, it's definitely a tall, dark strangler.'

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

Pamplona 500

What are you talking about?

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

Don Quixote and Dulcinea

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you.'

Flamingo Dancer, Miss.

Is it true the company is being relocated in Spain?

ESP test

"Maybe I can teach you Spanish with some songs I remember singing as a young man."

'Those are my best tights, don't you dare ladder them !'

Boxing Bull Fight

'Because we can't afford to subscribe to the Spanish Channel!'

'Now where did I put that cape?'

Giraffe Fighting

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

Pampalona warm up.

Don Quixote seizes the Barber's Bason fot Mambrino's Helmet.

Don Quixote and books

"I hope you know that by sending me to bed I'm out of the zone now! What's Spanish for big, fat loophole?"

Carmen.

El Catador.