Spam Haters Pillows

"Junk mail."

My Spam Sketchbook

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

Meet the People of the Internet

'To placate the public, we've done away with the cash bonuses and have found another way to compensate you.'

Spam.

"Good news, your majesty. We may already be a winner."

"I hypnotized him into exercising every time he gets a spam in his inbox. He works out 50 times a day."

"Your compulsive talk about crazy diets, get rich schemes, and mail order drugs -- your pacemaker's been hacked and you're spamming."

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

Pandora's Inbox

'Oh no! We're being spammed again!'

'He's our Spam expert!'

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

"How many of these 'email blasts' are we talking about, General."

'I've located the source of all that annoying spam we've been receiving...preparing to destroy.'

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

"Mmm, Spam."

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

'Okay, sir, can you identify the spam?'

Spam on Mousetrap

The eMailman's Creed

'We need to add an eleventh - 'thou shalt not spam.'

"I create spam for the internet."

"If you want proof that your email is working again, then you can read all the spam you just received."

Email Forwards - Self Treatment for Hemorrhoids.

"How do we get off this mailing list?"

Man: 'What the...?!' (Internet Spam comes out of a can of spam to the horror of the purchaser.)

oh just the usual junk mail

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