Spam Collector Prints

'To placate the public, we've done away with the cash bonuses and have found another way to compensate you.'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

The birth of junk mail.

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

'Here's the junk mail.'

Meet the People of the Internet

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

Your computer is not fully protected...

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

Spam.

"I hypnotized him into exercising every time he gets a spam in his inbox. He works out 50 times a day."

"We have to develop a new way to build our customer base. Antispam software has put a dent in our marketing strategy."

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

Pandora's Inbox

'Yes, I'm gaining weight! Deleting spam all morning makes me really hungry for lunch!'

'Oh no! We're being spammed again!'

"Your compulsive talk about crazy diets, get rich schemes, and mail order drugs -- your pacemaker's been hacked and you're spamming."

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

'Good morning. You have twelve million terabyte unread e-mails.'

'He's our Spam expert!'

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

Vampire mailman.

"How many of these 'email blasts' are we talking about, General."

"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."