Spam Warrior Prints

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

'Okay, sir, can you identify the spam?'

"...it's where we keep all the e-mail that gets filtered out."

Meet the People of the Internet

The eMailman's Creed

'Another one for penis enlargement.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

Bees v Wasps

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

"No, he's not on any antidepressants. His euphoric mood is coming from me installing a robocall blocker on his phone."

"I hit reply all too many times."

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

'To placate the public, we've done away with the cash bonuses and have found another way to compensate you.'

"Well that email could have been a meeting."

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

Your computer is not fully protected...

"I hypnotized him into exercising every time he gets a spam in his inbox. He works out 50 times a day."

"Good news, your majesty. We may already be a winner."

"I only wish emails could deliver papercuts."

Spam.

"We have to develop a new way to build our customer base. Antispam software has put a dent in our marketing strategy."

'Let me guess. Your boss sent you a nasty e-mail, and you're composing your reply.'

Amateur Spam.

Pandora's Inbox

'Yes, I'm gaining weight! Deleting spam all morning makes me really hungry for lunch!'

"Your compulsive talk about crazy diets, get rich schemes, and mail order drugs -- your pacemaker's been hacked and you're spamming."

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

'No, now I'm just fighting inbox inequality."

E-mail

"Our planet no longer wants to receive email from yours."

"This the nastiest email that I ever read. I want to use it as our new template."

'Oh no! We're being spammed again!'