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'Spotting the jacal in the rille left him roupy.'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

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'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

We don't call these savage screaming fits. We call them confrontation verbal interfacing.

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

Mother Goose's Haiku

"He belongs to a lawyer."

Shakespeare Ave

A Poet

You trip on it, you buy it.

'He never listened to his mother!'

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

Sharp Eyes

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

"He has to put a fiver in every time he says 'fiscal imperative' or 'target orientated processes'"

"I'm the writer-in-residence."

Tom Stoppard

Bagel problems.

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."