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Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"We only got six days of funding."

Flying sauces.

Save Our Universe

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?'

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'

The Moon Made from Cheese

"You two stop fighting...don't make me come back there!"

Mr. Science Times

"The first thing newcomers seem to want to do is make a 'cloud angel'."

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."

An astronaut with a little alien drilling into his helmet.

"Feeling very much at home here, Houston."

'That's right. I took all your money and didn't teach you a darn thing -- enlightening, isn't it?'

"Have you ever wondered what would happen if a giant hair ball were to slam into the earth?"

"By golly, it sure does take you back."

Is removing the lid fm a jar of pickles easier in zero gravity?

'Every time I get reincarnated again, everything is even MORE expensive!'

'Those moon craters look strangely familiar.'

Phone call from heaven.