Space Travel Comic Pillows

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"We only got six days of funding."

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Save Our Universe

Flying sauces.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?'

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"You two stop fighting...don't make me come back there!"

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'

The Moon Made from Cheese

Mr. Science Times

"The first thing newcomers seem to want to do is make a 'cloud angel'."

"Feeling very much at home here, Houston."

An astronaut with a little alien drilling into his helmet.

'That's right. I took all your money and didn't teach you a darn thing -- enlightening, isn't it?'

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."

Unaware of the importance of dryer sheets, the crew of the starship enterprise embarrassingly warp through space with static Klingons.

"Have you ever wondered what would happen if a giant hair ball were to slam into the earth?"

Sid's favourite hen was so broody, she tried to hatch out a meteorite.

Phone call from heaven.

"By golly, it sure does take you back."

"Welcome to the end of time!"

'Every time I get reincarnated again, everything is even MORE expensive!'