Space Tour Guide Prints

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

The Vineyard

Tourists

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Culture Saturday

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Now that's an afro!'

Fishing sign.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Sparkling Water

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Tourists and their Pets.

Snowmen Around The World...

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Echo Tourism'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.