Space-saver Artist Pillows

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Alien David statue

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

'They wanna know how many we seen tonight. How many you seen, Roy?' 'Well, here's quite a few tonight, Carl.'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

"Most of our procedures are out of network."

Moon's Portaloo.

Murphy bed...Murphy.

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

"The Webb telescope can look FAR back in time to before things were a bit s**t!"

"To save money, all you need to do is pack all those clothes into this suitcase. Be sure to leave room for my shoes."

Actually, I think you looked better with Atlantis.

Stand up comedians from outer space.

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

I love what you've done with the place.

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

Still life on Mars.

Space Shuttle Indulges In Martian Landscape Painting

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."