Space Romantics Pillows

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Robocop and Juliet.

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

cuPad

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

Today's love

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

Zoom Wedding

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

Romance on the Yacht

The Remote Olympics

It's the thought that counts!

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

The Joy Of Txt...

William Wordsworth

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

Crouching God Hidden Buddha

"Do you promise to love, honor and not share each other's personal data on social media?"

"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

"I'm so glad you suggested we insert his heart on Valentine's Day!"

Pucker up!