Space Camp T-Shirts

"We told them it was space camp. They're Elon Musk's problem now!"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Big Bang Theory.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Support Group for a Good Problem

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'But what is the universe for?'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Hair Crop Circle

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Apple Pie Abduction

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Not now, Oliver."

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."