Space Camp Pillows

"We told them it was space camp. They're Elon Musk's problem now!"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Big Bang Theory.

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Outer Space Outsourcing

'But what is the universe for?'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Support Group for a Good Problem

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Hair Crop Circle

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Apple Pie Abduction

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'